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rondo "i can fix him" ravus ([personal profile] flameguard) wrote2024-06-10 03:42 pm
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mygod | pc catchall | astarion



the internet is rife with astarion memes
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone would stage an intervention if you could, I think.

[ hmm. ]

I suppose I have exhausted the ethics of monsterfucking for now, yes.
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh you truly didn't.

[ :) ]
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It's always good to supplement a lack of knowledge with active learning and study. Perhaps try book learning before anything else.
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ looks at everyone telling rondo to smooch the hellbeat with a fluffy tail. ]

You never know what might happen in the future. It's good to be prepared.
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
What if you meet a lovely young werewolf and have no idea what to do with your lord or lady love?
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ i have no faith in spoon and hei but i know those two anime gays are married ]

Well, you wouldn't know. They'd likely want to keep themselves hidden.
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what makes all that love so forbidden and alluring.

[ hee. ] I feel we all got to learn something new and unknown about ourselves against our will as well. [ like yuffie being an alpha top. ]
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? What didn't you understand?

[ sisi: I want more Astarion!
sisi:
sisi: ok maybe not! ]
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]


...

[ well, in we go. ]

How much do you know about sex, Rondo?
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a surprisingly popular past time.
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-04 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you want to know what service top means? Or would you rather remain blissfully ignorant?
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[personal profile] haematocritical 2024-07-05 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Someone who performs the act with their partner's pleasure in mind. Normally the person who is "topping".

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