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the internet is rife with astarion memes

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[haematocritical]

Oh you truly didn't.

[ :) ]

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Mr. Astarion, please...

[haematocritical]

It's always good to supplement a lack of knowledge with active learning and study. Perhaps try book learning before anything else.

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I think this is a field of study that I will leave to people who are more interested in it!

[ why ]

[haematocritical]

[ looks at everyone telling rondo to smooch the hellbeat with a fluffy tail. ]

You never know what might happen in the future. It's good to be prepared.

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[ PLEASE STOP ]

If I return home to Orsterra and this becomes relevant, then I will just accept that I look like a fool...

[haematocritical]

What if you meet a lovely young werewolf and have no idea what to do with your lord or lady love?

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[ stop trying to make me kiss what i think is geto's boyfriend ]

I don't... think we have those. But that.. would be a bridge I'd cross when I got to it.

[haematocritical]

[ i have no faith in spoon and hei but i know those two anime gays are married ]

Well, you wouldn't know. They'd likely want to keep themselves hidden.

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... I suppose... but, I doubt it.

[ the knights ardante do be knowing about this kind of thing. ]

I'd never even heard of a "were wolf" until I started studying the bestiary here. And... if they were trying to stay hidden, I don't think we'd interact much...?

[haematocritical]

That's what makes all that love so forbidden and alluring.

[ hee. ] I feel we all got to learn something new and unknown about ourselves against our will as well. [ like yuffie being an alpha top. ]

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[help ]

Oh... do you think so...? Do you mean Miss Nina's chart...? I'm still not sure I understood it all.

[haematocritical]

Oh? What didn't you understand?

[ sisi: I want more Astarion!
sisi:
sisi: ok maybe not! ]

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[ stop i love it please no one explained anything ]

...Um... all of it, honestly. What was the point...? Why was everyone freaking out about it?

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[ ... ]


...

[ well, in we go. ]

How much do you know about sex, Rondo?

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[ HELLO THE CATHOLIC IN HIM IS SHAKING ]

That's what that was about?!

[haematocritical]

[ smiles. ]

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Why is everyone so obsessed with talking about this all the time!?

[haematocritical]

It's a surprisingly popular past time.

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Apparently....

[ why **** when you can swing a sword... ]

[haematocritical]

Do you want to know what service top means? Or would you rather remain blissfully ignorant?

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...can you... tell me what it implies and spare the details....?

[haematocritical]

Someone who performs the act with their partner's pleasure in mind. Normally the person who is "topping".

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[ okay well this was a mistake to ask about because he's turning bright red again

he just puts his hands over his face. ]


...I...see...

[haematocritical]

You did ask, my dear.

[ yay! education! ]

Every day’s a learning day.