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week 1, thurs

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[ crawls into your post it's a starter for thursday!!!

rondo is standing guard outside one of the little animal crossing houses at full attention! though, when he spots astarion, he bows his head towards him in greeting... ]

Good evening, Mr. Astarion. [ ... ] What a week of events...

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[ me running in late like wheeeee

oh he’s being a guard, aaaa ]


Hm? Is something happening here?

[ nosey. ]

… Yes, I suppose it has been. I’m not sure whether I’m relieved things have been a little different, or put off by it all. [ he did not go on an adventure and get hurt so there’s that. ]

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[ he shakes his head a little. ]

Not really. Alfyn and Todomatsu are both resting inside, so... [ so he thought he'd stand guard, just in case. you never know. ]

I get that, too. The idea that people can be taken up by the fog and transported somewhere else is really worrying, though, isn't it...?

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[ our cyoaers.... ]

Hmm. I suppose coming back as injured as they did, they could do with the rest. [ kicks the door in like someBODY ONCE TOLD ME-- no ]

Not unlike some sort of misty step spell, except much more extreme.

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[ O: ]

Misty step?

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Yes. Misty step.

[ he doesn't start yapping. ]

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[ astarion, ]

...Is...that a spell you can do? What does it do...?

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... It...

Lets you misty step.

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....Mr. Astarion....

[ pouting a little........ no bully ]

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[ gazes. ]

... Moving from one place to another very quickly but with limited range?

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[ NOT ALL OF US HAVE 5E SPELLS, ASTARION!!! anyway thank you this explanation is helpful thank you he smiles a little. ]

Oh. I see... If that's the case, then perhaps they might not have gone too far? Though, I've heard some say that the fog could be sentient... I guess we won't really know.

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[ he's not a wizard or a sorcerer so he truly be like i don't know it makes me go somewhere quickly. ]

Oh-- disgusting, really? What's the point of a sentient dog? Does it get something out of us wandering through it?

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[ i know this is a typo but the idea of astarion roasting pickles for no reason ]

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[ we're keeping the typo. fuck sentient dogs even though they're all sentient with a potion.

anyway. fog* ]

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Aha... I'm not sure... I can't say I've ever heard of anything like it before.

[ hell is bad enough! the fog there just sucks! ]

Whatever it is, it's awfully powerful.

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It's awfully concerning. Have many times have we walked through that thing??

[ IT WAS PERVING ON THEM THIS WHOLE TIME?? no ]

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And you can't just fight your way through a fog, either...

[ you can't just stab it. cruelty. ]

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Ugh. I think I need another shower.

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Haha, no kidding...

[ the luxury of showers has been pretty amazing so far actually? 10/10 for running water ]

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[ he sounds a bit sulky, because it’s funny. ]

We’re going to have to look into it at some point though. Knowing our luck.