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the internet is rife with astarion memes

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....Mr. Astarion....

[ pouting a little........ no bully ]

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[ gazes. ]

... Moving from one place to another very quickly but with limited range?

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[ NOT ALL OF US HAVE 5E SPELLS, ASTARION!!! anyway thank you this explanation is helpful thank you he smiles a little. ]

Oh. I see... If that's the case, then perhaps they might not have gone too far? Though, I've heard some say that the fog could be sentient... I guess we won't really know.

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[ he's not a wizard or a sorcerer so he truly be like i don't know it makes me go somewhere quickly. ]

Oh-- disgusting, really? What's the point of a sentient dog? Does it get something out of us wandering through it?

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[ i know this is a typo but the idea of astarion roasting pickles for no reason ]

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[ we're keeping the typo. fuck sentient dogs even though they're all sentient with a potion.

anyway. fog* ]

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Aha... I'm not sure... I can't say I've ever heard of anything like it before.

[ hell is bad enough! the fog there just sucks! ]

Whatever it is, it's awfully powerful.

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It's awfully concerning. Have many times have we walked through that thing??

[ IT WAS PERVING ON THEM THIS WHOLE TIME?? no ]

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And you can't just fight your way through a fog, either...

[ you can't just stab it. cruelty. ]

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Ugh. I think I need another shower.

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Haha, no kidding...

[ the luxury of showers has been pretty amazing so far actually? 10/10 for running water ]

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[ he sounds a bit sulky, because it’s funny. ]

We’re going to have to look into it at some point though. Knowing our luck.