[ Weirdly enough the cat ears would've somehow been better. I don't know how many people got this lore but I assume anyone who did would have never done tthis to him. ]
Clearly, no grass, only bald.
[ And ass. He doesn't know why he's stuck talking in this weird way. It is unfortunately the lesser of his problems. ]
As usual, it's the restlessness after the Sunday misery wraps up, I presume.
...Maybe whoever got you did it to you on accident! I accidentally knocked over a bottle of that blue liquid, and that was how Alfyn ended up as a little kid...
...In that case, I'd have to consider myself deeply unfortunate. Again.
[ Trust in life to beam him with these sorts of things. There's a bit of a twitch from under the hood. It's a little lumpy like there's something there other than hair. ]
To be honest, I haven't been cursed since... the second week or so, maybe? So if anything, seeing the state of our group on a weekly basis, I'm more surprised I was able to avoid it for so long.
I'd hope this transformation wasn't purposeful, at any rate. I'm not a fan of lagomorphs.
[ he pictures a large monster unaware of what a lagomorph is and just nods, sympathetic. ]
I'm sure it wasn't on purpose. [ no one is that mean.... right..... right.... ] If there's anything I can do to help get your mind off of it, I'd be happy to do so.
I'm afraid I'm stuck with it for the time-being. Seeing as we have a salon, I would've liked to trim a bit of my hair with how it's grown out, but I don't really want to look in a mirror right now.
Probably more fitting than anyone would expect, and more than I like.
[ There's almost a hitn of cruel amusement in it, at the cost of himself. But anyway, he shakes his head. ]
I've hardly had one myself, my hair's getting all in my eyes. I'll have to save mine for later, but I can do yours. It won't be a proper barber's work, but it's something.
[ rondo frowns even deeper at that, now very very pointedly looking away from the hidden bnnuy. he simply will not perceive. they can start to head into the salon. ]
... If you wouldn't mind...? It's, um. Difficult. Just as a fair warning. [ his hair is impossible. ] And then... if there's anything I can do to help with yours once your curse wears off, I'm happy to!
No, Heathcote did it for us when we still lived together.
[ spoiled rich kid with a deeply competent butler. also he will be a good dog for the groomer :pleading_face: ]
And her hair is actually a lot shorter than mine... she used to put ribbons and things in my hair when we were much younger, though, once I started growing it out.
[ he will obediently do so! and reaches up to take out his hair ribbon - red today!
his hair is really just so dumb. like the top half of it is really fluffy and curly and sticks out at approximately forty different angles, and then underneath, in the back, it's long and unruly and makes it about midway down his back. his two front pieces that frame his face puff out near his ears and curl out like the sides of a sparkle emoji. it is just a mullet and a half over here.
rondo looks at himself in the mirror, and laughs a little, almost sheepish. ]
... I started growing it long after I met Sir Sazantos. [ he will briefly memshare - just the flash of a tall, strong figure's back and shoulders from a lower angle, lit up by a flare of holy blue light, wielding a sword. ] Mine never looked as nice as his did, but... I wanted to be just like him.
I think Cordelia keeps hers short because hers gets curly, too. So... it's easier to manage, or something...? I don't really know.
Wavier hair requires a different sort of care from straight. I learned this from doing Elise's. Hers was straight, while mine can tend to form a bit of a wave or curl if I leave it unbrushed.
[ Brushing out Rondo's hair and detangling... his method is gentle but firm. ]
Yours can look nice, just not the exact same... unless you apply some straightening stuff, but that's also a lot of work for this amount of hair.
[ every time he brushes out a curl it sproings back into a new and creative position. sproing. it's also all different lengths up there.
rondo makes a little understanding noise. there's a little flicker of fondness in his emotions, something warm and soft, but he keeps it to himself. ]
I see... [ this is all new information for rondo. there's stuff you can put in there to make it straight? amazing... he thinks about sazantos' luscious hair again.... and then nods a little bit, trying not to move too much to disturb daan's hard work. yes that makes sense. ]
I pretty much just... tie it up and leave? [ has he ever even brushed his hair. ] Just as long as it's out of the way so I don't get it in my eyes when I'm training.
Cloud said his hair used to look just like mine. Can you believe that? But when he enlisted, he had to cut his, too. For us, no one really cares about that kind of thing... and besides, I thought Sir Sazantos looked amazing.
[ and still does! sometimes you meet someone when you're 14 and it changes your entire world view in like 45 different ways.
he looks thoughtful for a minute, trying to imagine what he'd look like with straight hair. cordelia's is nice and normal, so maybe....]
... Well... we could try to see if it'll go straight, right? Maybe it can twist around like his did... [ sure! why not! let's try straight! ] I trust you, Daan.
[ Chocobo-ass. Anyway, trimming off dead ends, evening out length, things like that. Also guess who just learned the hair iron has been around for a lot longer than I thought, it means Daan can use one. ]
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[ What a combination. Anyway a different tag has made me realise you all think he's also bald but he's not, it's arguably worse for him. ]
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... Touch grass, huh... I guess that would be better. It would be nice if we could all stop picking on each other for a few hours.
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curious but he's too polite to ask. tch ]
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Clearly, no grass, only bald.
[ And ass. He doesn't know why he's stuck talking in this weird way. It is unfortunately the lesser of his problems. ]
As usual, it's the restlessness after the Sunday misery wraps up, I presume.
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...Maybe whoever got you did it to you on accident! I accidentally knocked over a bottle of that blue liquid, and that was how Alfyn ended up as a little kid...
[ poorly guided optimism ]
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[ Trust in life to beam him with these sorts of things. There's a bit of a twitch from under the hood. It's a little lumpy like there's something there other than hair. ]
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stares ]
Um... well... maybe. They're all wearing off pretty quickly...mostly...?
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[ He absently raises his hands to pull down his hood a bit more, grimacing. ]
They're animal ears if you're so curious, but it hits a bit of a sore spot.
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Sorry, sir. [ respectfully... ] Hopefully, it won't last very long. I wish they would have cursed anyone else...
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I'd hope this transformation wasn't purposeful, at any rate. I'm not a fan of lagomorphs.
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I'm sure it wasn't on purpose. [ no one is that mean.... right..... right.... ] If there's anything I can do to help get your mind off of it, I'd be happy to do so.
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I'm afraid I'm stuck with it for the time-being. Seeing as we have a salon, I would've liked to trim a bit of my hair with how it's grown out, but I don't really want to look in a mirror right now.
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...well, I'd offer to help, but... [ have you seen rondo's hair.
at least he's self aware. ] -- Maybe there's something else we can do to pass the time! I haven't actually been to the salon yet.
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Do you need a haircut?
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[ a bunny??? well clearly the cursing person was wrong!!! a little protective indignity in his emotions which
rapidly changes into something more sheepish. ]
... I... don't know if I've had one since I was still in the manor....
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[ There's almost a hitn of cruel amusement in it, at the cost of himself. But anyway, he shakes his head. ]
I've hardly had one myself, my hair's getting all in my eyes. I'll have to save mine for later, but I can do yours. It won't be a proper barber's work, but it's something.
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... If you wouldn't mind...? It's, um. Difficult. Just as a fair warning. [ his hair is impossible. ] And then... if there's anything I can do to help with yours once your curse wears off, I'm happy to!
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[ You're going to get so brushed out, bitch. Like a dog that's gotten to go to the groomers' proper. ]
I believe you said you had a sister. Do you do hers?
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[ spoiled rich kid with a deeply competent butler. also he will be a good dog for the groomer :pleading_face: ]
And her hair is actually a lot shorter than mine... she used to put ribbons and things in my hair when we were much younger, though, once I started growing it out.
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Not common to see long-haired men these days, but it can be a nice look.
[ Here, sit down in a chair while he gets the brush. ]
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his hair is really just so dumb. like the top half of it is really fluffy and curly and sticks out at approximately forty different angles, and then underneath, in the back, it's long and unruly and makes it about midway down his back. his two front pieces that frame his face puff out near his ears and curl out like the sides of a sparkle emoji. it is just a mullet and a half over here.
rondo looks at himself in the mirror, and laughs a little, almost sheepish. ]
... I started growing it long after I met Sir Sazantos. [ he will briefly memshare - just the flash of a tall, strong figure's back and shoulders from a lower angle, lit up by a flare of holy blue light, wielding a sword. ] Mine never looked as nice as his did, but... I wanted to be just like him.
I think Cordelia keeps hers short because hers gets curly, too. So... it's easier to manage, or something...? I don't really know.
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[ Brushing out Rondo's hair and detangling... his method is gentle but firm. ]
Yours can look nice, just not the exact same... unless you apply some straightening stuff, but that's also a lot of work for this amount of hair.
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rondo makes a little understanding noise. there's a little flicker of fondness in his emotions, something warm and soft, but he keeps it to himself. ]
I see... [ this is all new information for rondo. there's stuff you can put in there to make it straight? amazing... he thinks about sazantos' luscious hair again.... and then nods a little bit, trying not to move too much to disturb daan's hard work. yes that makes sense. ]
I pretty much just... tie it up and leave? [ has he ever even brushed his hair. ] Just as long as it's out of the way so I don't get it in my eyes when I'm training.
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All you soldiers are the same...
[ Sighing, maybe just a bit disappointed-seeming. ]
Except most do cut their hair for the same practicality reasons. I'm sure your hair would be nice if you took some time out of your day to tend to it.
Well, what do you want. Natural, or set it to be straighter?
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Cloud said his hair used to look just like mine. Can you believe that? But when he enlisted, he had to cut his, too. For us, no one really cares about that kind of thing... and besides, I thought Sir Sazantos looked amazing.
[ and still does! sometimes you meet someone when you're 14 and it changes your entire world view in like 45 different ways.
he looks thoughtful for a minute, trying to imagine what he'd look like with straight hair. cordelia's is nice and normal, so maybe....]
... Well... we could try to see if it'll go straight, right? Maybe it can twist around like his did... [ sure! why not! let's try straight! ] I trust you, Daan.
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[ Chocobo-ass. Anyway, trimming off dead ends, evening out length, things like that. Also guess who just learned the hair iron has been around for a lot longer than I thought, it means Daan can use one. ]
We'll see how it goes. You might feel a bit warm.
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