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[flameguard]

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[haematocritical]

Hello.

You look like crap. [ LOVELY. ]

[flameguard]

[ help ]

Haha.... really? I thought it was better...

[haematocritical]

It is. But it's still not looking amazing, Rondo.

[flameguard]

I'll be alright - I've had worse, and I am no stranger to pain. [ ?? ]

But... thank you for your concern nevertheless, Mr. Astarion... I appreciate it. These fog disappearances are quite troubling.

[haematocritical]

[ just gives him a look like

wow you learn things about a guy every day. no stranger to pain... ]

Yes, this is the second one now?

[flameguard]

[ STOP HE'S A TANK ]

I imagine it's likely they will become weekly occurrences - twice seems a coincidence. [ ... ] You really don't remember Miss Hope...?

[haematocritical]

[ A TANK THAT GOT FUCKED UP.

he shakes his head slowly. ]

I don't believe I've met someone by the name Hope, no.

[flameguard]

Maybe she was thinking of someone else.

[ hrmmm. ]

...We found ourselves in - well. Hell, though, not as I knew it. And we fought with a devil.

[haematocritical]

[ he tilts his head. [

Yes, well. Enter the hells and you’re likely to find demons themselves, unfortunately. More than you would outside of the hells, at least.

[flameguard]

...I know. It wasn't my first time.

[ actually it was like. fifth or sixth. ]

[haematocritical]

My condolences. The hells are not meant to be pleasant.

[ everyone stop going to hell ]

[flameguard]

[ that gets a little bit of a smile... he could probably explain but he'll take the sympathy instead, with a duck of his head. ]

Thank you, sir.

[haematocritical]

[ he nods. ]

We've had our run ins with denizens of the hells in the past.

[flameguard]

...Raphael, right? That's what Karlach and Mr. Gale said.

[haematocritical]

Yes, Raphael was a rather prominent one. Charming man. Absolute nightmare.

[flameguard]

[ shakes ]

Well... we killed him. [ yay?? ] He tried to eat my soul...

[haematocritical]

He does that sometimes!

[ yay ]

Especially if you make a deal with him and essentially hand it to him on a platter.

[flameguard]

He offered us that, too.

[ a deal. contracts and all. ] He even knew about this place, and talked about giving us things that could help us here, if we refused to help Miss Hope and chose to just leave, instead.

Even if I thought it was going to be a fair deal - which I didn't - I wouldn't have given her up to him. But creatures like that... they can make all the promises in the world, and they'll never, ever be fair. The cost is never as low as they pretend, and the cost of Miss Hope's life was priceless, let alone my own.

[haematocritical]

[ he nods. ]

Yes, that's how they work. Find the one thing you want, and broker a deal that may get you want you think you need but at a close that far exceeds your reward.

Sometimes it's not too bad, but there's usually a catch. It's simply how cambions work.