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[flameguard]

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[flameguard]

[ help. rondo is halfway through a giant churro already, pausing with his mouth full like a squirrel. ]

Huh?

[ clearly.... clearly he has not noticed anything off..... ]

[underinworld]

You didn't think about it, did you.

[She stares at Rondo like she expects him to suddenly start meowing like a cat because the churrors are bewitched or something]

[flameguard]

...Should I have...? I just got excited to have more real food...

[ the dead side is truly so much better than the living for this reason alone... he looks down at the mostly finished churro..... ]

[underinworld]

Last week hotdogs made me treat Aerith like she was a dog. I don't trust random food since then.

[Erin sure apologized offscreen about telling Aerith she'd buy her kibble. It was very embarrassing]

Please tell me you don't feel some strange and new desires to do weird stuff because you ate the churro.

[flameguard]

[ he chews...chews... chews..... swallows......

thinks about it..... ]

...No, I feel fine. Then again, I couldn't really tell when I was cursed to hate Miss Laudna....

[underinworld]

Alright. I'll keep an eye on you just in case, but if anything happens I'll spread the word in a new exposé.

[Nah, Erin probably wouldn't write a whole article about Rondo befalling anything weird's effects...unless she thinks it'd be funny enough to do so]

[flameguard]

Honestly, if I end up with a strange curse, it'll be worth it! This is delicious.

[ sometimes you just love to eat so much. he takes another big bite and then makes a startled noise as he actually processes. ]

-- Wait, what? Don't do that! Miss Erin!

[underinworld]

I'm already drafting titles. 'Local Knight Bites More Than He Could Chew -- Rondo Grows a Third Arm from His Sternum, Caused by Churros'

[erin stop bullying the guy will you]

[flameguard]

I wonder if I could wield another sword with a third arm.....

[underinworld]

Your balance would be off towards your front, so no.

[...proooobably? Maybe? That's what logic says to her, at least! And who knows, maybe with enough training...he could?]

[flameguard]

...maybe a crossbow....

[ rondo.

anyway he will not let himself get distracted by this. ]

-- This is one of my favorite parts of this place, so far, though. There's so much good food.

[underinworld]

Then try this, if you haven't. It's the quintessential good mall food.

[She pushes the slice of pizza towards Rondo. Probably is a tad cold by now, but that shouldn't affect the taste all that much, probably!]

[flameguard]

[ oh he will gladly take it, looking curiously at the slice. he's never seen food like this before... ]

Heh, if you insist! [ and he takes a big old bite of that, too! and then just lights up. ] Oh - oh, this is good! Cheese, and tomatoes, and... you really can't go wrong with something like that, huh?

[underinworld]

In modern times it's said if something is greasy and nice like this, it's a must-have.

[Nobody has ever said such a things in any time, Erin, stop making things up]

Now you can say you know the cornerstone of my age's culinary achievements. Pizza is that popular.